Notice: Social Interactions (Updated)
|Notice: Social Interactions (Updated)|
|Location||New Tuchanka, Elaaden|
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From: Gulnaz Bin
Hello again, everyone. It's time for a little "care-frontation."
It's great that you studied the courtship material, but implementation has been tougher than boiled vorcha. Our medics have noted that the nettles you all are gathering and giving to each other in bouquets are poisonous. The females have been patient so far by only breaking your bones, but let's not test that any further. I'm pleased that our lone fatality was the stupid little pyjak who stood outside in the middle of a thunderstorm holding a sonic amplifier over his head in an attempt to gain breeding privileges.
Our own warlord has seen the trouble we're all having, and we will now be taking part in what she says is an ancient Earth tradition that is going to cut through the garbage and sort this mating stuff out for everyone.
Polish your suits and puff up your humps, males. The Nakmor Morda Dance is next week, and the females will be sending out invitations to the males they wish to accompany them!
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